She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
