But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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