It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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