the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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