The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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