Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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