I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
the raccoons are back...
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