Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
COCAINE IS GR8
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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