Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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