I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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