true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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