your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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