That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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