My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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