Pants 0. Shit 1.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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