bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.