Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!