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ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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