i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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