People in love make me want to vomit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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