i was born a porn star she said
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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