i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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