He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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