I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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