So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator