Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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