Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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