What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
