Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Randomize
