i would punch a child for taco bell
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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