Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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