oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he shaved USA in his pubs
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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