I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
