Whoa Z and x make the same sound
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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