I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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