I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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