I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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