wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
