Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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