wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Panties = found
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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