it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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