I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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