Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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