She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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