I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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