We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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