I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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