You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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