Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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