And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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