i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
bring money and cleavage
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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