I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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