Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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