You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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