The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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