I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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