everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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